THE YOUNG MAN IS BEING HELD WITHOUT BOND. NO ONE IN THIS FAMILY WAS HURT TONIGHT, WE’RE KEEPING YOU SAFE WITH WAYS TO STOP CAR THEFTS. MORE THAN 1 MILLION VEHICLES WERE STOLEN IN THE US LAST YEAR. AND ...

The following is a true story: I went for a hike. It was lovely. As I was finishing — two hours and 1,700 vertical feet later — I realized I’d dropped the keys to my vehicle somewhere along the trail.